Quote #2907
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #3295
Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #15135
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to...
Quote #1485
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Quote #18922
When you make a mistake, don’t look back at it long. Take the reason...
Quote #15104
There’s this big pie in show business, and you physically can’t eat the whole...
Quote #20164
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself – and you are...
Quote #1911
There is no more miserable human being than one in whom nothing is habitual...
Quote #12995
Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start...
Quote #12829
There are two kinds of worries — those you can do something about and...