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I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a...
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My life has been one great big joke A dance that’s walked A song...
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When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him....
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All that I desire to point out is the general principle that Life imitates...
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Mathematicians are like Frenchmen whatever you say to them they translate into their own...
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Be courteous, be obliging, but don’t give yourself over to be melted down for...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
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I cannot afford to waste my time making money.
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How could you be a Great Man if history brought you no Great Events,...