Quote #15699
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Quote #3279
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Quote #7804
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball...
Quote #19775
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Quote #18434
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Quote #3798
The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do...
Quote #21692
You see what power is – holding someone else’s fear in your hand and...
Quote #9348
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Quote #6449
Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #12974
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...