Quote #19339
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
Quote #10954
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #10680
We don’t need more assault rifles on our streets right now.
Quote #16917
Recollection is the only paradise from which we cannot be turned out.
Quote #6734
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Quote #12826
Whoever said Marriage is a 5-5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees...
Quote #14911
There are two ways to slide easily through life to believe everything or to...
Quote #9771
I don’t want to get to the end of my life and find that...
Quote #20569
Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
Quote #4701
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...