Quote #9959
I like to help women help themselves, as that is, in my opinion, the...
Quote #21646
I hate women because they always know where things are.
Quote #4647
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...
Quote #17236
One difference between French appeasement and American appeasement is that France pays ransom in...
Quote #10621
Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.
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The next best thing to being witty one’s self, is to be able to...
Quote #8380
Whatever your advice, make it brief.
Quote #16555
Live together like brothers and do business like strangers.
Quote #8634
When you choose your friends, don’t be short-changed by choosing personality over character.
Quote #14309
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and...