Quote #12206
Absence of proof is not proof of absence.
Quote #21472
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #7800
Satire is focused bitterness.
Quote #18441
I’m not worried about the bullet with my name on it… just the thousands...
Quote #15811
We teachers can only help the work going on, as servants wait upon a...
Quote #11923
It is a socialist idea that making profits is a vice. I consider the...
Quote #21534
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #21689
Spring is a true reconstructionist.
Quote #17112
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain the most miserable who...
Quote #18332
The only successful substitute for brains is silence.