Quote #4970
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
Quote #11533
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds and...
Quote #15811
We teachers can only help the work going on, as servants wait upon a...
Quote #18028
I’m 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if...
Quote #7093
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
Quote #20861
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #1660
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
Quote #8557
Laws do not persuade just because they threaten.
Quote #16182
An apology Bah Disgusting Cowardly Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he...
Quote #20094
The crowd gives the leader new strength.