Quote #19892
Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies.
Quote #21647
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
Quote #7192
An ounce of mother is worth a pound of priests.
Quote #11265
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #10926
Don’t set your wit against a child.
Quote #18775
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #11525
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #13116
Everyone has his own specific vocation or mission in life everyone must carry out...
Quote #16789
As soon as laws are necessary for men, they are no longer fit for...
Quote #16902
Love can’t be proven until you both die loving each other.