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You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more...
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The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than...
Quote #14586
It is not enough to limit your love to your own nation, to your...
Quote #8985
It is astonishing what force, purity, and wisdom it requires for a human being...
Quote #7800
Satire is focused bitterness.
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Tough girl I’m almost single, my husband’s on death row.
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If dogs could talk, perhaps we’d find it just as hard to get along...
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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
Quote #3382
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.