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A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his...
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We can often tell by a man’s walk whose son he is, and we...
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I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
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I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained...
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My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people those who...
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
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Man has responsibility, not power.
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All dope can do for you is kill you the long hard way. And...
Quote #19468
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
Quote #15396
The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the...