Quote #1123
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
Quote #17120
You will find it a very good practice always to verify your references sir.
Quote #1572
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #15134
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #1976
Samir No, not again. I… why does it say paper jam when there is...
Quote #2474
Happy The price is wrong, bitch.
Quote #8978
To accomplish our destiny it is not enough to merely guard prudently against road...
Quote #8911
In Germany, they first came for the communists, and I didn’t speak up because...
Quote #4220
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the...
Quote #11482
You just don’t luck into things as much as you’d like to think you...