Quote #21093
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Quote #20092
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #7189
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Quote #5776
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on...
Quote #16717
It takes ten pounds of common sense to carry one pound of learning.
Quote #8970
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Quote #9334
The wirless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a...
Quote #17213
I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a...
Quote #20530
It is only by following your deepest instinct that you can lead a rich...
Quote #6081
Freedom is that instant between when someone tells you to do something and when...