Quote #2290
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #797
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
Quote #2261
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Quote #20580
It’s all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.
Quote #5492
You may share the labours of the great, but you may not share the...
Quote #2212
They wonder much to hear that gold, which in itself is so useless a...
Quote #9547
There is no discipline in the world so severe as the discipline of experience...
Quote #3189
All things must change to something new, to something strange.
Quote #20154
A bully is not reasonable – he is persuaded only by threats.
Quote #3286
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.