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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly...
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In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #17125
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.
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He was as fresh as is the month of May.
Quote #10690
Call no man foe, but never love a stranger.
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I believe in livin’ a life less ordinary… Yet extraordinary.
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Somehow he Tim gets thoughtful sitting by himself so much, and thinks the strangest...
Quote #6660
When in doubt, punt
Quote #8640
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to...