Quote #3461
See what will happen if you don’t stop biting your fingernails
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A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big...
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
Quote #9492
Do not envy a sinner you don’t know what disaster awaits him.
Quote #4313
If you refuse where you have always granted you invite to theft.
Quote #5132
Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.
Quote #17969
You don’t tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
Quote #5889
The vast majority of human beings dislike and even dread all notions with which...
Quote #21114
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Quote #19086
Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no...