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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out,...
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Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
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Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
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Man is by nature a political animal.
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but...
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more...
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The imagination of a boy is healthy, and the mature imagination of a man...
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There is no way to be completely happy without being oblivious to the world...
Quote #15864
Children whose curiosity survives parental discipline and who manage to grow up before they...