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A book of quotations . . . can never be complete.
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Theology is never any help it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight...
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought our brightest blazes of gladness...
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There are two ways of exerting one’s strength one is pushing down, the other...
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Sutton lost 13 games in a row without winning a ballgame.
Quote #17072
I’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.
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Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was...
Quote #1721
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #6930
In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible...