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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13748

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a...
Anon.

Quote #3251

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Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
Christopher Morley

Quote #5531

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My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
Benjamin Disraeli

Quote #2953

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We live in an age when to be young and indifferent can no longer...
Richard Evelyn Byrd

Quote #11522

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Few men during their lifetime come anywhere near exhausting the resources dwelling within them....
Bible

Quote #9487

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.
Abraham Lincoln

Quote #2458

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Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what...
Steve Gray

Quote #13468

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Opportunity knocks at the strangest times, It’s not the time that matters But how...
George Bernard Shaw

Quote #409

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The notion that the colonel need be a better man than the private is...
John Owen

Quote #16201

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No men can be lords of our faith, though they may be helpers of...
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