Quote #15134
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #8130
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #16736
An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
Quote #12733
Stop acting as if life is a rehearsal. Live this day as if it...
Quote #12701
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid It...
Quote #12999
Thirty-the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to...
Quote #12412
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe...
Quote #15295
When God wants to speak and deal with us, he does not avail himself...
Quote #5510
People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves.
Quote #1077
Grief teaches the steadiest minds to waver.