Quote #19319
It is better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have one than...
Quote #11617
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #1865
We must as second best…take the least of the evils.
Quote #16475
Parents are sometimes a bit of a disappointment to their children. They don’t fulfill...
Quote #17447
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Quote #6333
To spell out the obvious is often to call it in question.
Quote #17453
Too many people miss the silver lining because they’re expecting gold.
Quote #14425
Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
Quote #6308
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called...
Quote #4074
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.