Quote #1330
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Quote #17447
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Quote #12040
There’s a deep fly ball… Winfield goes back, back… his head hits the wall...
Quote #17146
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you...
Quote #19274
I know of only one bird – the parrot – that talks and it...
Quote #20496
Whatever is reasonable is true, and whatever is true is reasonable.
Quote #19057
Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive,...
Quote #9837
If I had to choose between putting a saloon or a liberal church on...
Quote #15165
Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree,...
Quote #21283
Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality...