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My boredom threshold is low at the best of times but I have spent...
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The great object is, that every man be armed. … Every one who is...
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Spring is when life’s alive in everything.
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The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat...
Quote #19220
The world is exactly like you think it is, and that’s why.
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You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s.
Quote #6494
Those who wish to sing always find a song.
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When I am dead, I hope it is said, ‘His sins were scarlet, but...
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Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
Quote #2179
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.