Quote #5988
Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not...
Quote #5332
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.
Quote #10446
The price one pays for pursuing a profession, or calling, is an intimate knowledge...
Quote #3451
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #4542
God creates men, but they choose each other.
Quote #11154
The next best thing to being witty one’s self, is to be able to...
Quote #10043
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...
Quote #12168
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
Quote #3925
There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and...
Quote #18438
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.