Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #6228
An answer is always a form of death.
Quote #1646
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Quote #5268
Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
Quote #16983
Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believing as...
Quote #2442
If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend six sharpening...
Quote #11754
Nobody succeeds beyond his or her wildest expectations unless he or she begins with...
Quote #20759
Anger is a signal, and one worth listening to.
Quote #1069
The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our...
Quote #5168
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.