Quote #8924
If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your...
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Know most of the rooms of thy native country before thou goest over the...
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The thought of being president frightens me. I do not think I want the...
Quote #9356
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
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Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in...
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I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate...
Quote #15758
Ever notice that ‘what the hell’ is always the right decision
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The beginning of faith is the beginning of fruitfulness but the beginning of unbelief,...
Quote #18610
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
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One hundred years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was,...