Quote #11976
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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I wouldn’t bet the farm on it, but I’d bet the main house. I...
Quote #6318
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now...
Quote #3494
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they...
Quote #2964
Assassination has never changed the history of the world.
Quote #4981
Like bubbles on the sea of matter borne, They rise, they break, and to...
Quote #12487
Royalty has always been an unconscious but all-consuming goal of the European immigrant.
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The bigger the hill you climb, The more you can see from the top,...
Quote #13888
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #7123
The days of the digital watch are numbered.