Quote #3125
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
Quote #7875
There’s no point in burying the hatchet if you’re going to put up a...
Quote #13953
I am like SPAM Some people like me, some people hate me, but nobody...
Quote #7508
Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
Quote #3904
How many observe Christ’s birthday How few, his precepts O ’tis easier to keep...
Quote #18775
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #8033
The go-between wears out a thousand sandals.
Quote #1959
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth....
Quote #9666
The brave man carves out his fortune, and every man is the son of...
Quote #10909
But of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can send, Save me, oh, save...