Quote #6989
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go...
Quote #9985
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Quote #18611
The public is a ferocious beast — one must either chain it up or...
Quote #8822
If a man knows not what harbor he seeks, any wind is the right...
Quote #5028
Ignorance is not innocence but sin.
Quote #19340
Despise the enemy strategically, but take him seriously tactically.
Quote #749
We hate those who will not take our advice, and despise them who do.
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #19452
If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care Of whom...
Quote #12919
All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us...