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Last night’s homer was Willie Stargell’s 399th career home run, leaving him one shy...
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One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity,...
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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you...
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A snake deserves no pity.
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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
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I do not like this word bomb. It is not a bomb it is...
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I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all year.
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I leave this rule for others when I’m dead, Be always sure you’re right–then...
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The wheel of fortune turns round incessantly, and who can say to himself, I...
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I respect the man who knows distinctly what he wishes. The greater part of...