Quote #937
I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.
Quote #5218
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so...
Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #3390
Nothing is more unpleasant that a virtuous person with a mean mind.
Quote #20750
Getting fired is nature’s way to telling you that you had the wrong job...
Quote #8322
My final merit I refuse you, I refuse putting from me what I really...
Quote #12226
I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be...
Quote #16590
Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.
Quote #8130
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #6560
The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face...