Quote #1415
People find life entirely too time-consuming.
Quote #1047
There’s folks ‘ud stand on their heads and then say the fault was i’...
Quote #11595
It’s a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point...
Quote #9740
The first time I shot the hook, I was in fourth grade, and I...
Quote #11308
Don’t ever sell mankind short by saying there’s anything they can’t do.
Quote #254
Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in...
Quote #798
Before we take to the sea, we walk on land. . . Before we...
Quote #18889
A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #18247
Never lose sight of the importance of a beautiful sunrise, Or watching your kids...
Quote #14755
A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. ‘I...