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If man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or...
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The finest eloquence is that which gets things done the worst is that which...
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery...
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The world is emblematic. Parts of speech are metaphors because the whole of nature...
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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
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It is rash to condemn where you are ignorant.
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She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.
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An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
Quote #15621
There is always an easy solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and...