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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by...
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This is the doctrine of justification. It is the wonderful fact that God imputes...
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When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for...
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
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I believe in the institution of marriage and I intend to keep trying until...
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It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
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Success produces success, just as money produces money.