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There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I...
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There is no doubt that life is given us, not to be enjoyed, but...
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I’m disappointed, but I’m not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt...
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There is no safety for honest men but by believing all possible evil of...
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You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die, or when. You can...
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The glorious gifts of the gods are not to be cast aside.
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Acquaintance, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not...
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Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.
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Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed...
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Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.