Quote #4366
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends...
Quote #1651
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could...
Quote #1686
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #1500
In the frank expression of conflicting opinions lies the greatest promise of wisdom in...
Quote #18720
To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee.
Quote #2044
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you...
Quote #19096
One cool judgment is worth a dozen hasty councils. The thing to do is...
Quote #2290
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #20718
Man has six organs to serve him and he is master only of three....
Quote #12127
That family glaze of common references, jokes, events, calamities-that sense of a family being...