Quote #13816
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
Quote #16577
Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald.
Quote #16757
Love tells us many things that are not so.
Quote #21690
Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.
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The greatest discoveries have come from people who have looked at a standard situation...
Quote #8035
Don’t stay long when the husband is not at home.
Quote #1777
The best things in life are nearest Breath in your nostrils, light in your...
Quote #21375
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit...
Quote #18573
In the end, the only people who fail are those who do not try.
Quote #11447
Comedy is tragedy plus time.