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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be...
Quote #9660
The pot calls the kettle black.
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The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dreams...
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Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on...
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There will always be a part, and always a very large part of every...
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Boys will be boys… and so will most men.
Quote #10630
Recommend to your children virtue that alone can make them happy, not gold.
Quote #15492
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I...