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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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When you make a world tolerable for yourself, you make a world tolerable for...
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Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or...
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Man talking confidently about God is like a toy talking confidently about man.
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The ascent from earth to heaven is not easy.
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When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his...
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What a deformed thief this fashion is.
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Happy The price is wrong, bitch.
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...