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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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The angry man always thinks he can do more than he can.
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Every time you spend money, you’re casting a vote for the kind of world...
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The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says...
Quote #6107
You can be pleased with nothing when you are not pleased with yourself.
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The Holy Spirit makes a man a Christian, and if he is a Christian...
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It’s no accident many accuse me of conducting public affairs with my heart instead...
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Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life’s...