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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...
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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way....
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When you blame others, you give up your power to change.
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The various modes of worship, which prevailed in the Roman world, were all considered...
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We need never be ashamed of our tears.
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We do not inherit the land, we borrow it from our children.
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Generally we study too much and think too little.
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Whenever evil befalls us, we ought to ask ourselves, after the first suffering, how...
Quote #15605
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...