Quote #11076
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
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There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no...
Quote #19392
The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to...
Quote #20955
People vote their resentment, not their appreciation. The average man does not vote for...
Quote #2383
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #14625
Something you need most might be something you turn away from, something you turn...
Quote #1258
He who will not economize will have to agonize.
Quote #15219
There is always more spirit in attack than in defence.
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An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney...
Quote #14086
The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side...