Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #12437
When the silent majority opens its mouth it is usually to yawn.
Quote #9817
It is impossible to underrate human intelligence–beginning with one’s own.
Quote #429
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because...
Quote #9903
The meaning I picked, the one that changed my life Overcome fear, behold wonder.
Quote #21792
We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete...
Quote #5486
It is easy to despise what you cannot get.
Quote #13411
People don’t understand the virtue of time, until their clock stops ticking.
Quote #19707
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of...
Quote #16695
Never give a child a sword.