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Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
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There’s folks ‘ud stand on their heads and then say the fault was i’...
Quote #1001
Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
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Let us weigh the gain and the loss in wagering that God is, but...
Quote #1151
The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to...
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We’re all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don’t...
Quote #2472
Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #12343
Of mortals there is no one who is happy. If wealth flows in upon...
Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #13448
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...