Quote #20370
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I...
Quote #5614
There are three things which are real God, human folly, and laughter. The first...
Quote #17770
The world is proof that God is a committee.
Quote #20565
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Quote #18250
Fate only takes you so far. The rest is up to you.
Quote #9616
You may as well expect pears from an elm.
Quote #12545
Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter because nobody listens.
Quote #16015
I have made my world and it is a much better world than I...
Quote #18478
The honey from the flowers of the senses, Ever present within, ruler of time,...
Quote #17695
There’s only one me, and I’m stuck with him.