Quote #5152
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Quote #3051
It’s not the hand that signs the laws that holds the destiny of America....
Quote #4147
Carter This is the LAPD. We’re the most hated cops in all the free...
Quote #18761
If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.
Quote #11705
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
Quote #15987
The only alternative to coexistence is codestruction.
Quote #747
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
Quote #1801
Wit is educated insolence.
Quote #12871
Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a...
Quote #3649
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it...