Quote #20950
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #912
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
Quote #19239
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #14517
To saints their very slumber is a prayer.
Quote #2059
‘Tis not every question that deserves an answer.
Quote #10189
It a letter contains a misleading impression, not a lie. It was being economical...
Quote #7944
What we hope ever to do with ease we may learn first to do...
Quote #10987
There are a lot of men who are healthier at age fifty then they...
Quote #21266
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set...
Quote #2138
If you can’t bite, don’t show your teeth.