Quote #2762
I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Quote #13285
Let no man imagine that he has no influence. Whoever he may be, and...
Quote #17561
You are looking as fresh as paint.
Quote #16631
When an elephant is in trouble even a frog will kick him.
Quote #9045
Modern man must descend the spiral of his own absurdity to the lowest point...
Quote #17744
The real object of those who resorted to Secession, as well as those who...
Quote #14759
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #4836
I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment, while I...
Quote #13175
The single most important factor in determining the climate of an organization is the...
Quote #13528
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.