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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
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The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of...
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Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.
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Sonny Hey, whataya gonna do, nice college boy, eh Didn’t want to get mixed...
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The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears...
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We thank you, Almighty God, for the gift of water. Over it the Holy...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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If we had a keen vision of all that is ordinary in human life,...
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Between two evils, choose neither between two goods, choose both.
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Tis the most certain sign, the world’s accurst. That the best things corrupted are...