Quote #19467
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #922
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their...
Quote #19087
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children now I...
Quote #20129
Love is the reason for it all.
Quote #17597
Recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when...
Quote #3494
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they...
Quote #882
It is only as we develop others that we permanently succeed.
Quote #12872
He talked with more claret than clarity.
Quote #11301
Act as if it were impossible to fail.
Quote #18283
Friendship is the only cement that will hold the world together.