Quote #3494
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they...
Quote #9997
If a cow can’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it.
Quote #15841
Pride would be a lot easier to swallow if it didn’t taste so bad.
Quote #10509
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Quote #19364
Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.
Quote #5511
Union gives strength.
Quote #12694
Our country was founded on a distrust of government. Our founding fathers gave power...
Quote #2622
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
Quote #16646
Every invalid is a doctor.
Quote #15304
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.